Intrepidtrips.com sent Intrepid Traveller to Florida!

The Intrepid Traveller spent a week on assignment, roaming the inland waterways of Florida in a small boat, checking the fish and wildlife, the fauna and the flora, making contact with the locals, getting the lore and straight scoop on the haps and the up to minute conditions down in the appendix of America, the ecology and environment, the pollution and trash, reporting back daily via cyberspace transmission, straight from the alligator's mouth, replete with digital pics..

    Prophet--
     I guess it's safe now to divulge 
     Intrepid Traveler's real reason to 
     fly to Florida. He took a bootleg 
     version of viagra last week and a 
     vision arose from his exhausted sleep: 
     a map, scratched on the inside of 
     his eyelids by a Spanish Spirit -- 
     Ponce de Leon himself! It was the 
     path to the Fountain of Youth, and 
     Intrepid was the traveler chosen to find 
     that fabled spring! 
     More I cannot reveal save this; the 
     route to the fountain will be dispensed 
     in increments (Intrep can only follow one 
     sign at a time), and the first would be 
     a message on white courtesy phone in 
     the airport while he is having a margarita. 
     But which airport? Departing from Eugene 
     or ariving in Florida? And what kind of 
     margarita? Blended or on the rocks? With 
     salt around the rim or without salt?
     Yep, the old Traveler has his work cut
     out      for him. Let us all wish him Godspeed 
     and pray that he returns safe with a
     flagon from that fountain. We could all 
     use a swig. 
     --Kesey

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