Intrepidtrips.com sent Intrepid Traveller to Florida!
The Intrepid Traveller spent a week on assignment, roaming the inland waterways of Florida in a small boat, checking the fish and wildlife, the fauna and the flora, making contact with the locals, getting the lore and straight scoop on the haps and the up to minute conditions down in the appendix of America, the ecology and environment, the pollution and trash, reporting back daily via cyberspace transmission, straight from the alligator's mouth, replete with digital pics..
Prophet-- I guess it's safe now to divulge Intrepid Traveler's real reason to fly to Florida. He took a bootleg version of viagra last week and a vision arose from his exhausted sleep: a map, scratched on the inside of his eyelids by a Spanish Spirit -- Ponce de Leon himself! It was the path to the Fountain of Youth, and Intrepid was the traveler chosen to find that fabled spring! More I cannot reveal save this; the route to the fountain will be dispensed in increments (Intrep can only follow one sign at a time), and the first would be a message on white courtesy phone in the airport while he is having a margarita. But which airport? Departing from Eugene or ariving in Florida? And what kind of margarita? Blended or on the rocks? With salt around the rim or without salt? Yep, the old Traveler has his work cut out for him. Let us all wish him Godspeed and pray that he returns safe with a flagon from that fountain. We could all use a swig. --Kesey
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